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Can Stop The Music

2004-12-21T21:29:00.000-08:00

In which: I see dead people; I puff myself up as being honest rather than snide, as if that's a genuine comparison to make; I give up caring about the inevitable decline of MSIE, which accounts for less than 83% of recent visitors; I bugger off again
40, cancer
I was playing 'schools' today with a friend's daughter, who's five years old.
Her: I don't have a packed lunch, I'm going home for

Sex And Violence

2004-12-09T21:54:00.000-08:00

In which there are: orgasms; socks; handkerchiefs; taxation. Browser statistics: Lynx up three-quarters, closing at six-fifty-two-and-a-half; UKIP along 13%; there's a 3 for 2 deal on MSIE; and there are Four Firefox Ready Meals-For-One For Just Five Pounds in the freezer section. Please read the links in today's post, they'll help.If she had trackback - the point of which still eludes me, I'm

Deliciously Satisfying Foods Can Help Answer Your Meal Time Dilemmas

2004-12-08T05:41:00.000-08:00

In which: I lie awake for many hours; I get up; I cunningly manipulate people's desire to not be seen to be nosy, so that I can feel like less of a dork; I have an argument, which I win; I go back to bed; I provide yet another exciting update on MSIE's slowly-waning poularity - down another 0.11%.I haven't slept well. I woke in the middle of the night with toothache, which I resolved to overcome

My Throne Is Made Of The Finest Smalltalk

2004-12-07T04:54:00.000-08:00

In which there is: smoking; drinking; drug use; fighting; porridge; a lesson in etiquette; a very cold night; visitors; tales of teenaged derring-do; an arithmetical expression made of words, AGAIN; an update on the browser stats, look: Internet Explorer use is down another hundredth of a per cent, so sell any shares you have in Microsoft, they're obviously collapsing.Wife Number One had a friend

I May Be Going To Hell In A Bucket, Babe, But At Least I'm Enjoying The Ride

2004-12-03T20:08:00.000-08:00

In which: I am very handy, if somewhat half-heartedly; I have a cold; I make a reasonably good argument in favour of something rather revolting; my lovely doctor speaks my language, and yet she doesn't; there's a lot of shit and tribulations pertaining to that; I introduce browser stats to these summaries, as a substitute for content; MSIE share is down by 0.18% - good.So, while I wonder how the

The Crude Grub-Glutted Muck-Shuffler Slumped On His Hack-Chair, Lolling His Dead Syrup Eyes Through Other People’s Books To Lift Some Lousy Joke*

2004-12-02T04:06:00.000-08:00

In which there is (in no particular order): grand theft everything; quotes from worthy books; no actual joke though, lousy or otherwise; pooh-poohing; much talk of my flaccid will; no mention of cocks; patronising direction to use a better browser than the one that you are, odds on, using now - coupled with a galling resistance to change on my part; a continuation of the lack of love lost between

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2004-11-28T08:53:00.000-08:00

In which: I either change the world, or I don't, depending on how you look at it; I link to an image of poorly rendered snow, which leads me to consider the drawbacks of seminal marksmanship; I bow to distant and slight peer pressure and reinstate the comments feature; I disastrously buy some milk; I finish off yet another summary by blethering on and on about the increasing desperation that

Eat Your Heart Out

2004-11-23T18:40:00.000-08:00

In which: I describe my footwear; I make a generalisation; there are arses, or at least the discussion thereof; these are compared with cocks in a fascinating new light; mobile phones make a brief appearance; I come up with a new idea for a talent show; I go to a party; I tire ever more quickly of doing these stupid fucking summaries and seriously consider jacking them in as they take all the fun

You Kiddies Have Crumpled The Serviettes

2004-06-06T04:44:00.000-07:00

I'm already thoroughly enjoying Naked Blog's guest week, and I suggest you all get over there and do likewise. One of the guests, Jonny B, is responsible for the jolly mood I'm in at the moment. In advance of my birthday, I have cheated, and opened the package he sent. It is a copy of Banana Blush, which Jonny assures me is a name all the bright young things are checking. I, being a blazing older

Song In 'Remaining Same' Shocker

2004-06-04T21:10:00.000-07:00

Ronald Reagan died, which is odd. I was thinking about him only this afternoon, in a wholly unremarkable way. I was expanding some fictional hypothesis I'd come across - something about corruption and presidential hopefuls, nothing terribly inventive - to see if it might be remotely appealing to tinfoil-hat wearing conspiracy "theorists". I was working back through the Presidents, trying the fit