Can Stop The Music

In which: I see dead people; I puff myself up as being honest rather than snide, as if that's a genuine comparison to make; I give up caring about the inevitable decline of MSIE, which accounts for less than 83% of recent visitors; I bugger off again
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Sex And Violence

In which there are: orgasms; socks; handkerchiefs; taxation. Browser statistics: Lynx up three-quarters, closing at six-fifty-two-and-a-half; UKIP along 13%; there's a 3 for 2 deal on MSIE; and there are Four Firefox Ready Meals-For-One For Just Five Pounds in the freezer section. Please read the links in today's post, they'll help.If she had trackback - the point of which still eludes me, I'm

Deliciously Satisfying Foods Can Help Answer Your Meal Time Dilemmas

In which: I lie awake for many hours; I get up; I cunningly manipulate people's desire to not be seen to be nosy, so that I can feel like less of a dork; I have an argument, which I win; I go back to bed; I provide yet another exciting update on MSIE's slowly-waning poularity - down another 0.11%.I haven't slept well. I woke in the middle of the night with toothache, which I resolved to overcome

My Throne Is Made Of The Finest Smalltalk

In which there is: smoking; drinking; drug use; fighting; porridge; a lesson in etiquette; a very cold night; visitors; tales of teenaged derring-do; an arithmetical expression made of words, AGAIN; an update on the browser stats, look: Internet Explorer use is down another hundredth of a per cent, so sell any shares you have in Microsoft, they're obviously collapsing.Wife Number One had a friend

I May Be Going To Hell In A Bucket, Babe, But At Least I'm Enjoying The Ride

In which: I am very handy, if somewhat half-heartedly; I have a cold; I make a reasonably good argument in favour of something rather revolting; my lovely doctor speaks my language, and yet she doesn't; there's a lot of shit and tribulations pertaining to that; I introduce browser stats to these summaries, as a substitute for content; MSIE share is down by 0.18% - good.So, while I wonder how the

The Crude Grub-Glutted Muck-Shuffler Slumped On His Hack-Chair, Lolling His Dead Syrup Eyes Through Other People’s Books To Lift Some Lousy Joke*

In which there is (in no particular order): grand theft everything; quotes from worthy books; no actual joke though, lousy or otherwise; pooh-poohing; much talk of my flaccid will; no mention of cocks; patronising direction to use a better browser than the one that you are, odds on, using now - coupled with a galling resistance to change on my part; a continuation of the lack of love lost between

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In which: I either change the world, or I don't, depending on how you look at it; I link to an image of poorly rendered snow, which leads me to consider the drawbacks of seminal marksmanship; I bow to distant and slight peer pressure and reinstate the comments feature; I disastrously buy some milk; I finish off yet another summary by blethering on and on about the increasing desperation that